Better alive than dead?
eh its over now
im not sure if i should go in to basement
there is a tornado warning, but i think its for the southeast part of thee county?
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amazingmrcat replied to your post: A random punch in the thigh happened to unlock your magic gene, you get to pick one magic by selecting a word and attaching -omancy to the end as well as 3 related spells. Careful though! evil sorcerers will not hunt you down (there are only 2 of them, but they have lots of villainous small animals). What do you choose and why?
Gunomancy: Unlimited Ammo, One-Hit Kills, Summon Guns. Why? Because then I can just shoot the evil animals, shoot the evil sorcerers, and go all John Woo Gun Fu on people’s asses.
pffft
where should the slug dynasty start…
british isles? france? germany? the list goes on….
repetitivedrivel asked: A random punch in the thigh happened to unlock your magic gene, you get to pick one magic by selecting a word and attaching -omancy to the end as well as 3 related spells. Careful though! evil sorcerers will not hunt you down (there are only 2 of them, but they have lots of villainous small animals). What do you choose and why?
Necromancy: Raise Dead, Revive, Siphon Soul.
but in the theme of your randomness and the fact that necr is not a word….
catomancy: summon cat, heal cat, conjure cat food.
Well for one the cats can eat their villanous small animals.
but the real reason is CATS
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Hey I just met you,
And this might sound crazy,
but heres my Rattata,
Ill call you about it ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
